The dog ate half the chess pieces.

We need more representation.

And you're open-minded.

You're hundreds of times more likely to get toxo from undercooked meat than from cats. In fact, contact with soil, eating unwashed raw veg/fruit, and unpasteurized milk are higher on the risk list than cats.

Your die-hard Christians are a lot less scary than American ones.

I am disappointed, but not surprised that some of these tweets come from people whose last names aren't even Anglo-Saxon.

Maybe they should set up a system to investigate ALL the schools, because it sure sounds like a lot of them have messed up sexual assault practices that should be brought to light as soon as possible. I'm actually going to assume that the majority of them are like this — the only difference is whether or not they've…

I always called it The Apocalypse, because most people didn't know it meant the same thing, so teenage-me can feel superior.

Daily nitpick: 7 billion people

I am Delta Force.

Exactly! People don't do bad things because they're mentally ill. They do bad things because they're assholes. Mentally ill people are more likely to be the victims than the perpetrators.

Seriously. I learned this when I was 12. How does a pro forget something so important?

Hey Asa!

Yeah it's his wife Sunny Ozell.:

I think that if they're using the British system (a many colonies do), the judge can say it's illegal and throw him in jail for a few years. The American system requires something to be defined as a crime first, but the British system lets judges make their own decisions. Those decisions can of course be overturned by…

Yeah, it really doesn't matter so much with dogs. They aren't obligate carnivores like their cousin wolves — their digestive systems's changed with such long contact with humans. Cats, on the other hand...

She's still beautiful.

LOL Draco @ 1:00

Maybe they learned to use Tumblr?

The bunnies play volleyball?