Vampiric Embrace now calls upon a glittery vampire to hold you and tell you he will always protect you, Bella.

Ah, I think I had somewhat misunderstood what you were irate about. For some reason, I thought that you hated it, so that confused me from the beginning.

Wow, I hope you're making that up.

What did he say? I really wish they close-captioned this!

A lot of people have been piling on you today. I just wanted to say that it isn't so great on the other side either.

Yes, I agree.

The article seems to have confused two different people — a 15 year old pregnant girl and the 20 year old with the infection — as the same person.

The student had gone to the school nurse who refused to call an ambulance or something. She was probably told it wasn't that serious.

Oh, I wasn't directing that first part at you. There were plenty of other people, and I'm (fairly) sure you weren't one of them since it was mostly on Twitter and some on my new facebook page, not here. I am beginning to regret getting a new fb and adding casual acquaintances and my husband's relatives. They just talk…

It's not a kid, it's a 20 year old adult woman. The school nurse wouldn't call an ambulance for this student.

The student is 20 years old. An adult who didn't have to get anyone's permission to go anywhere with anyone, so this is only an issue of the school fearing lawsuits.

The student she took to the hospital was 20 years old.

The student is a 20 years old adult, not a kid. The article can be more clear about this point.

The person the teacher took off campus to the hospital was a 20 years old woman, not some pregnant minor.

I'm actually more angry about all the white/black people who've told me what I should feel about this, as an Asian, and then arguing with me when I disagreed. That is very, very annoying. More annoying: everyone forgot about the Native Americans, the focus is off of Snyder and all the vitriol is directed at either…

I wasn't the target for extended bullying by other girls, but there were isolated instances of passive aggressive pettiness when I moved and went to a new school. The harassment didn't come from the most popular kids, though — it was always their followers, the ones who were trying to prove something, and thought that…

I'm not saying they have genetic issues, just that they're probably more inbred than the rest of us peasants.

I did this and people are looking at me weirdly.

If the nobles intermarried within a very small genetic pool for a long time, 11th cousins are pretty damn related. Like all well-bred dogs.

The Beyonce video blew my mind.