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The person who started the #CancelColbert thing was Suey Park. She said she was a fan of the show, so I assumed she understood the premise of Colbert Report as satire of right-wingers.

Dear LW1,

Real pizza doesn't come from any of the stores listed.

I never expect real cheese on pizza-chain pizza, but I totally see your point.

Are you implying that Lindy's science friend is also an imaginary friend?

If they're adding pure cellulose, it's dietary fiber, so it's okay.

How 'processed' are you talking about? Do you only eat raw food?

I don't know about Battered Woman Syndrome, but committing a crime while a gun is held to your head is what my (1 year of business) law professor called "duress." He might have been simplifying it for us since we only briefly touched on criminal law — if you're more experienced in these things, please do explain the…

My wedding diet was mostly cake samples.

Would he care about anything a non-US citizen wrote? Actually, I think I'll write anyways.

Is there anything I can do to help her, besides sit here and stew in my own anger?

I understand that choosing to wear a hijab is mostly an individual choice for women. None of the Middle-Eastern international students in my college dorm house wore a hijab — they were mostly Iranian and Iraqi, if I remember correctly.

I thought only men wore those wave cap things. They show hair, and my muslim friend has only worn the full headscarf when she went to mosque.

*google image search: Kris Humphries*

So Kanye is a vampire...

Do gang members wear things that look like a Muslim headscarf? I just can't picture that.

"[A]n employee said the dress code was sometimes waived but that it couldn't be in her case because the head covering was red, according to the complaint."

Well, at least it wasn't Twitter.