Putin is against poaching big cats though. Not sure what he thinks about bears.

So lesbians are OK? Or just celebrity lesbians? What the heck is going on over there?

She's 5'4"

Wasn't she an athlete before? I don't think she was even genetically predisposed to weigh much more than average. She's probably bouncing back to where she was at before, maybe overshooting, maybe not, I don't know this woman, but whatever the case, it's going to take a while for her weight to stabilize after such a…

Yes. I also started getting acne even though my skin had been clear before.

I had very fine, short translucent blonde face fuzz before some idiot convinced me to shave. They grew back thick and black.

Anti-choice Conservative women make me want to scream.

I think it's gross too. Like, I'm not going to lick at your spit, no matter how hot you look.

Damn seasonal allergies to snow.

I don't think she qualifies as a 'lady' now.

So if this woman had tried to burn 27 human babies, it wouldn't be as bad? Am I misinterpreting?

I don't know what to say about MFViking, but the library wasn't even going to give the kids real books. Just pictures of romance novel covers.

Blame my muse, LizTaylor.

Not even the covers, just printout pictures of the covers.

Yay!

I see it too from my chrome. There are actually two long spaces for me, one after "I'll believe that when I see it." and "image via Shutterstock".

It means you're a keeper.

There was also mention of a guillotine, something like he met her in the plaza where they put the guillotine on display after the Revolution. He was all, "Yeah, isn't this thing great?" and she didn't say anything, because she was mute? I think she may be have been mute in this version.

My grandmother told me that as a bedtime story a few times. I think her version went something like this: