Well they're not too bad, not bloody or anything, more like the stuff archaeologists dig up (but cleaner). I looked at the towers some time ago and went 'cool', and then forgot about it.

This might as well be a movie about a depressed businessman who is downsized due to the shitty economy and subsequently jumps out of a high-rise window.

LOLWUT

I hate feeling full. It makes me groggy and ill-tempered, and I can't do anything for the rest of the day. On the other hand, if my body told me that I really needed to eat until I was full or I'd feel miserable and starving, I think I'd have difficulty limiting my eating habits too. It's not fair to blame people for…

Hello Professor Snape! So good to see you've recovered.

My kindergarten teacher (a long time ago, of course) knitted mittens for all us little kids one Christmas. They were horribly disfigured because he sucked at it, but it was still a cute gesture.

I actually just spat out a mouthful of tea onto my monitor/keyboard when I read that. Just, WTF, do I even want to know why they're best-sellers?

I learned latin before I was old enough to find out what people usually mean by 'cum', so it's just weird and jarring.

Sometimes I think that if I can be a horrible enough person, I too can be a Republican politician and get all the sweet, sweet corruption $$$.

It's like women can't win on TV...

The comments are the best part.

Really puts my day in perspective. That racist coworker isn't going to make me homeless for force me to work for the bare necessities - she's just mean and petty. The women in these ads are actually struggling for survival, theirs and their children's. Let's not all move on immediately to the next internet story, and…

Well, now I have to go buy Swifter products after work, along with more Cheerios.

It's always weird when I hear about women testifying for an alleged rapist/harasser/stalker/etc. with the logic of, 'He can't be a rapist because he didn't rape me."

I think they should stop doing a lot less (raping).

I guess it's possible that he's not a racist who shot a black woman because she's black. He could just hate women in general.

Planned Parenthood

Would rather have robots make me sandwiches and pie.

It's even better when you make the robot voice read it out loud to you.

I'd have melted the plastic fetus in a microwave first and sent it back in a Plan B box.