This might make me sound like a bad feminist, but a few years ago when I still lived in an area with subways, I saw a heavily pregnant woman get on a train during rush hour. We were packed like sardines but there was a guy taking up two seats, and he obviously saw her but didn't move a leg so she could sit down. She…

That scenario would actually be hilarious. I hope the security camera tape shows that Bieber is actually a witch who levitates eggs by invoking Satan.

When I mentioned storms and tornadoes, I meant that high winds might fling things at the house, much as Bieber threw eggs at the house. I had assumed at first that the plaster actually broke from eggs, so a more substantial object hitting the house would have been much more costly to repair.

Thank you! I'm going to order these - they seem absolutely perfect. My cat's arm still hasn't fully regrown its fur from the time I tried to stuff him in a carrier to go to a vet and he started chewing on himself (and we didn't go in the end once the blood started flowing), so I'm hoping this finally works.

Do you have to worry about acid rain? I heard that statues need to be protected from it, and since my house isn't made of granite, I worry that it's slowly melting without my noticing. It seems to be in good condition considering its age, and I'm sure its previous owners took better care of it than I do, but it's not…

Oh wow, that sounds like a really silly material to coat the outside of a house in, but I guess rich people can do what they want with their money. Had no idea at all that eggs were acidic! What do they do about acidic rain?

LA can get freak weather events like tornadoes.

I'm just having difficulty imagining how egging could cause 20k in damages, because anything used on the outside shouldn't be so dainty as to be completely destroyed by eggs. There must be more to the story — Bieber probably did something even douchier and no one's talking about it because 'lol eggs'.

Yes, vandals are one thing, but what if there had been a severe storm? Or a tornado?

Wow, people really shouldn't use that outside, that's just asking for trouble.

I might briefly consider switching from BB to iPhone if iPhones came with bunnies.

Thanks, I'll try to make an appointment as soon as possible. I now just need to find a way to get him in the carrier without getting exsanguinated, and how to keep him inside it without him freaking out. Even food won't calm him if he's in there, he just keeps screaming and thrashing, then chewing his arms until they…

Does anyone know how to deal with bad cat breath? I've tried brushing his teeth with a special tiny cat toothbrush+toothpaste combo, but he's very good at hampering. I tried to give him some of the tartar control chews I buy for the dog (who also hates brushing his teeth), but he doesn't even lick them.

I agree that Achatz was should not have made the allowance in the first place to allow children; they don't really belong in a 3-star restaurant, and even adults need things spelled out for them since they can't be expected to have been brought up right. It's probably not going to hurt Achatz's image or profits to ban…

They've allowed people to bring children before, and it's never been a problem because parents would take a crying child out of the dining area. I've never been to a restaurant as exclusive as Alinea, but I always thought that if restaurant/threatre/etc. allowed children, it was common courtesy for people to remove…

This app is all wrong. Cheek-fillers are a must if you don't want to look like a big blonde gaunt hag.

The Gawker article said that Alinea does not have highchairs on site, and the baby sat in its mother's lap.

The Gawker article said Alinea does not have high chairs or other accomodations for children/babies. The crying baby was in its mother's lap during dinner.

What did he smell like? I need to know what cologne I should get my husband for his birthday...

Want entire outfit. Will add better bra.