Make them get prenups. In fact, everyone should get a prenup before marriage.

Oh my god, he's just so good at playing to an audience.

Knut, the original polar bear cub superstar: (eta: that's just part 1)

My favourite egg sandwich recipe:

They are contrary little bastards. When my cat ambush-bites my feet, he either wants to play 'murder the squeaky stuffed toy for an hour' or runs away to another room to calmly groom himself like nothing's happened. I love him so much, but I think he doesn't even like me.

You're paying more attention to it. My cat sits in front of my monitor if I'm trying to read something online. He doesn't want to play, and he doesn't want to be touched, he just wants me to pay attention to him so he can ignore me.

I feel that

This has nothing to do with pythons or handbags, but I cringe at the term 'wife-beater'. English is not my first language, so you can imagine my surprise when I first heard someone use that term to describe an article of clothing.

If you think the homeless deserve to be homeless because of their own choices, you should be applauding Gawker for making excellent financial choices by giving its readers what they want to read. If most of its readers didn't want to read "white guilt" pieces, Gawker wouldn't write them. That's capitalism.

Juego de Tronos

Why are you reading Gawker when you could be out there helping the homeless?

I wasn't allowed to drink soda or juice, just water, but I had four cavities before I was 10. None since though my brushing/flossing habits haven't changed. I've discussed this with my dental hygienist, we figured out that that my tooth problems only developed whenever I lived in areas that didn't flouridate its water…

Wow, where do you live? I'm in southern Ontario, and I haven't heard of vaccine shortages, but I could have just not noticed. I got sick this year before the vaccine came out, and it was a month of misery because I developed bronchitis from it.

Everyone who has to talk to an anti-vaxxer should first read

And German

Yeah, they might be haunted.

Jezzies aren't so smart if this guy got 55 stars already.

Asians can tell other Asians' ages easily, I guess, because only other Asians have correctly guessed my age.

Brain's actually delicious.