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That confused me as well. Sort of OT, but I really like Japanese brands.

"Hospital records say otherwise."

"You weren't abused."

My mom is so talented that she can make me cry with 4 words.

It seems like most of the people involved in the actual rape confessed to the same events as the victim, and the only people denying it are the people who weren't there.

So we're just skipping the glass and going straight for the whole bottle? Okay.

Post moar

Team Katniss. The guys are both kind of weird.

You should probably include

Gluten's chewy so it's probably a chewy cookie.

Go to Vancouver in British Columbia (in Canada). It's right by the Pacific Ocean (the good ocean), it's possibly Canada's only real temperate climate so the weather is never too hot or too cold, and there are lots of trees so the air doesn't smell like car exhaust. People are very nice, crime is low and there are lots

Or you could be a witch.

She had a lot of pictures of me around her house, even a huge poster, and told her family and friends how beautiful I was, except the girl in the pictures was not me and was a porn actress. I found out about this after two months of dating where she would insist on coming over to my place, not hers, her place was too

It's one of those situations where I'm either friends with them or get ostracized at work, so I'll put up a smile and talk about things that don't matter, but only at work. She's never getting another dinner invite.

I didn't understand her logic at all. She also said that there should be no social assistance for single moms, because all they do is pop out babies and wait for cheques from the government, because they're too lazy to work. I asked if she didn't even care about the innocent babies starving, and she shrugged and

Most women are aware of the social consequences of gaining weight, so you probably don't have to say anything.

This sounds like a great idea for government.

I was talking with a Conservative-voting friend today, and she told me that she supported the American government shutdown because it's fiscally responsible. I told her the people who'll suffer from it are the ones that society should be protecting (children, elderly, poor, etc.) and she literally said she does not

I wish fat would accumulate in my breasts :(

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