Muffins are supposed to be healthy (see: banana oat or bran) and donuts are not.

I'd only watch that movie if they cut out the annoying snowman. I want to hold a blowtorch to him, seriously.

An overweight friend can dance for hours when we go out, while I have to sit down after a few minutes and try to look like I'm not going to pass out. She actually glows with health and energy. I know for a fact that, barring a horrible accident, she'll probably outlive me by a decade.

I'm not sure promoting suicide is very Christian.

Is this more vile and disturbing than tween pants with words like JUICY on the butt?

This is the most recent update:

It only counts if you paint a moon on his head.

I'd have named him Sailor Mew.

Is it wrong that instead of immediately feeling bad for the merchants, I imagined mountain of free shoes?

This is probably great publicity for the antique dealer. I wouldn't mind if Kate flew across the pond and asked me to do her taxes for free.

I have a medical issue that makes absorbing nutrients difficult, so I've always been at a conventionally attractive weight (though very short). However, I'm always sick, I recover from injuries slowly, I have heart problems, I'm always cold and tired, and I have to monitor my weight and food intake constantly so I…

I used to think she was just pandering for votes, but I'm starting to get the feeling that she's a True Believer. I'm not sure if that's better or worse.

You're a bad mother and a bad human being. I hope you contract rabies.

Well, a few anecdotes doesn't immediately disprove this theory.

I hope not. He's just so smug about it, and I've thought about reporting him, but he's a friend's fiance.

The most outspoken Libertarian I know is an accountant who's basically admitted to unethical behaviour on behalf of his company. He's proud of it.

That's a good idea. I wonder what suicidal people feel when they tell Siri they want to hop off a bridge and get responses like "I found 4 bridges." It makes me laugh, but I'm not depressed.

Yeah, I love the fact that she's not completely repetitive. Makes her a little more real.

Oh, look! A non-awful modeling story!