My dog's over 100 Lbs (still underfed, according to vet) and he'll only get in the tub if I bribe my brother to drive 100 miles over to hold him down with my husband. The worst part is after the bath, though. Before anyone can throw a towel on him, he'll do that doggy shake to get the water off, and my washroom will…

George Takei for Anastasia.

I'd like to know how she keeps her hands so soft and clean. My compulsive hand-scrubbing has left my skin perpetually dry, even though I use lots of hand cream.

Yeah, it's such a juvenile, passive aggressive way of turning the blame onto everyone calling her out. I remember a guy in high school telling a Hitler-Jew joke and doing the salute, and then when someone pointed out how offensive that was, he used the same 'it was just a joke omg' tactic.

I eat whatever I feel like making that day, so I'm probably not the last word on the finer points of the Paleo diet, but if you're interested in learning more about it I'd recommend you visit Mark's Daily Apple.

I thought she had moderate exercise?

Fat isn't bad for your body, squeeze your arm and feel some of that fat storing essential nutrients like vitamin A or E.

They're both from the Brassica genus in the mustard family, so you're pretty right.

I'd watch the movie if George Takei narrated all the inner goddess crap.

She might have just been talking about sexual violence directed at women per year.

If the toddler were liquified? I didn't think that soda bucket could sound more disgusting, but you proved me wrong.

Collecting figurines, stamps, whatever, is one of the most innocuous hobbies. It doesn't hurt anyone else. My mom collects stamps from around the world. She has great big albums of them, and I remember being five years old and greatly awed at all the countries she's visited.

"I do apologize for offending anyone"

xD I get it now. Slow day, no caffeine, no sugar to kick-start the brain.

Do you remember what the show and episode were called? I really have to watch this.

Did he eat the sugar Moses? I love eating weird little figures, especially if they're edible. Also, how much of this Belly Buster did your husband drink? Did he go into shock?

You're very flexible.

If I free fed my cat, he'd gorge himself until he crawled off to throw up somewhere unfortunate. Now, I handfeed him if he follows a command, and he's a lean ankle-killing machine who knows a ton of tricks that my stupid dog still can't learn.

How would the 512 oz bucket of sugar water fit inside an actual human body? It's probably more liquid than you'd find in a person's torso.

Those people sound like scam artists. Or politicians, yuck.