Replace your pills with look-alike placebos.

They are totally adorable.

Why is Discovery making fake documentaries if there aren't enough documentaries about the real mysteries of the ocean out there? Like, all the deep sea creatures are freakier than giant sharks.

I wanted it to smell like roasted marshmallows. Don't know why, since I've never seen anything Smurfy.

I don't care how Lord of the Rings they looked, trampling all over nature isn't elvish at all.

Exactly. Socks just don't go with the rolled cuff look. Bare (but not gross) feet in simple loafers is how it's done.

I misread that as "two volleyball players" and went THAT'S AWESOME.

What are the lotto numbers?

And back at you :)

I still flinch when I overhear a voice that sounds like his.

Everything's built for people taller than us in North America. I especially hate the tall bar stools. Short person to climb up on one isn't sexy. One size certainly doesn't fit all, not when I've got strange aches and pains all the time from looking up or stretching for things just out of reach.

Shit, are you actually my manager? Andrew? Is that you?

I know this guy who put a treadmill under his standing desk at home so he'd have to exercise if he wanted to use his computer. I can only hope my X-Fit crazy manager doesn't come up with the same idea.

But it sucks that my feet don't touch the ground for most adult chairs unless I sit at the very edge or wear 3" heels. Sometimes during meetings I just kick the shoes off and swing my legs under the table while I daydream about leg lengthening magic.

Why's he so interested in lingerie if women can't have low necklines?

Lindsey Lohan maybe.

I have the kind of voice your friend has, and I have to purposefully lower my pitch when I talk just to get people to take me seriously. Otherwise, I get patronising smiles, even from women. This has led to overstressed vocal cords and bouts of muteness when they just refuse to work anymore.

I have a high voice* and the article didn't seem to be making fun of people with naturally high voices. It does point out the weirdness of fully grown women infantilising themselves to... ick ick attract sexual attention. Ick.

I wonder how caffeine affects manic depressives.