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Cuter than the freakish human fetus dolls, definitely.

Um, no, the molestation is internet gossip.

This.

Battery charges, YOLO!

Sorry to say, but your mom really failed you, amycee. Had she paid for the chanting and whatever, you'd be the new Dalai Lama.

Don't care; want dress.

I want this woman to adopt me.

My mom's tall but very slender, and she couldn't deliver a 6 pound baby without an emergency c-section. I really hope that couple has a Western medical team ready in the wings.

I agree. This story with the Norwegian woman plays out every day in the UAE, but there's no mention, not even a line, about the foreign workers and the culture and how that culture allows rich people to get away with human slavery and trafficking.

You forgot Marmite.

Oh, yes, he did say he's willing to take care of any children full time. We'd scrape by without luxuries, but it is more economically feasible since I make more than him. He's actually an elementary teacher, so I can't imagine him having troubles with a baby.

It's warmish outside, but the place I have to work 9-5 always has the air conditioner on full blast. I have to wear cardigans, and my hands are never warm, and yet I want that delicious coconut-cream cake more than the mug of hot tea that's keeping me from hypothermia.

It's amazing that it didn't happen in Florida.

Seriously, thank you for responding to my old comment, since it's still an issue I'm having trouble with. I do care for my pets, but it's probably not the same emotional connection I should feel towards my hypothetical child.

What worked for my shoe obsession was finding another obsession, one that cost less. You could try that if nothing healthy works.

I'd rather stick rabbit ears on my baby instead of... whatever those are.

Designed for orgies?

She did say she's lost 25 pounds, but I'm sure it's because she's also taken up calorie counting and exercising, and not from avoiding bread and fruit. I feel sick just imagining not being allowed to eat cheesecake.

She said that fruit and wheat had too many carbs, so I should get my nutrients from vegetables and meat.