"should of"

It's even more annoying than the Jehovah's Witnesses who show up at my house every month or so. At least the religious people aren't actually telling me to join their cult OR DIE OF CANCER.

I didn't know my vegan friend was vegan for a whole two years because she never talked about being vegan. She did tell me about volunteering at an animal sanctuary, but I guess I just thought she liked animals more than I did. Also, the only food we ever ate together was alcohol.

The only preachy-pushy eaters I met were people who didn't eat carbs. The other day, a coworker told me that fruit was the reason I was anemic.

I can't forget the picture of that pregnant woman.

Disney taught me that all white girls look the same. If a female character doesn't fit that very narrow mold, she is actually the villainess.

Your son will also be exposed to the witty, intelligent women from all walks of life :)

Read him Jezebel articles and comments at bedtime.

"With all due respect"

Oh, no no, definitely not saying that. Just reminded me of the uniform :) Sorry to get your hopes up!

A little Sturmabteilung, actually. What's it really from. I can't hear, so I don't know if he explained the uniform in the video.

I've only ever bought sexy clothes when I wasn't getting any.

I think it's supposed to be injected into the deltoid muscle where your arm meets the shoulder. Or on your butt.

They think it'll lead to bestiality and pedo marriage because they dont't understand the concept of CONSENT. Dogs can't consent, kids can't consent, stupid homophobes. Probably why they're the same people who get confused about rape and think girls who wear shorts should take responsibility.

I usually don't say things like this, but I hope gays being allowed to marry destroys Bachmann's marriage.

I have filled one and a half folders on my Youtube account with kitten/cat videos. Jezebel, you're enabling my unhealthy obsession.

Oh, I've done the mixing of words before, mostly with "asshole buttcanoe" and 'assGAAAHhateyousomuch". My choice of unintentional insults probably say disturbing things about my psyche.

I've dated a few people who've turned out to have a thing for Asians. It wasn't malicious, and they'd be the last people to admit to racism, but I still think it's racist on some subconscious level.

If anyone asked me when I last said "asshole", I wouldn't be able to remember, since it's just part of my normal vocabulary towards people I consider assholes. I KNOW I would never call anyone something else in the heat of the moment, because I'd have to think about it, and my inner thesaurus blanks out during those…

Gawker's article said that Paula admitted under oath that she'd said the N-word more than once.