self-harm? I want to punch something. Not saying I want to hurt that idiot, but yeah.

Why do gay people want to be married? Because they want the benefits that everyone else is entitled to with legal marriage. They must be good enough to fight for.

Eskimos. Or the French.

It's true. I never expected there would be other people like me who couldn't print a simple series of letters without clenching my teeth.

I'm the same age, with cursive that's been figuratively beat into me since elementary. I had calligraphy class in middle school. My brother had none of that, and can barely print, but at least he can type? And his high school taught him how to program?

Just don't pick up the pen. It's now cursive!

I went to school two years ago, and some of my exams HAVE been typed.

I find that lifting my pen after every stroke makes my wrist ache. Areas on exams that told me to PRINT NAME CLEARLY gave me more trouble than I'd like to admit.

I had some exams on computer, where it really depended on how fast I could type. Other, more traditional classes were in writing, and my super-fast/legible cursive let me write more than my fair share of words in the hopes that some of it will be right.

Yeah, I immediately went over to read the Sailor Moon article before finishing this one. Then I read the sidebar link to get the bloodiest red lips ever, and then I remembered Jezebel.

When I answer the phone with my annoying normal voice, people ask if my Mommy's home. I tried lowering my voice, but it just gave me a sore throat.

Oh, the Chuck-and-Larry lady was from the other Jezebel article. GOP Chairwoman Believes Gay Marriage Is About a ‘Free Ride’

I had a bed-table! My first laptop's insides basically melted because I used to put it on my bed and leave it running while I went off to do other things. I'm sort of amazed it never started any fires.

This is even better than the Chuck-and-Larry lady!

I read this in Ryan Lochte's voice.

I had a giant king sized bed when I was little because I kept falling off normal beds until I was into my teens. Guard rails gave me bruises, since I'd flip so hard. It was honestly like watching a possessed person.

People still use libraries?

If only every cup of tea came with its own ripped Viking spokesperson.

I'm going to celebrate Easter by going through bottles and bottles of wine.

He sneezed on the food, then placed it in front of me. I stared at it, then at him, and he sniffled, so I guess that was the breaking point for me to outright panic.