A week after my dad got pneumonia, I realised I'd stopped purging. I'd obsessively throw up much of the food I'd eat (without binging, so it wasn't really bulimia) for about two years beforehand, and I didn't know why it would drive me crazy to feel full. Well, after I stopped while he was terribly sick, I realized…

I once had a sneezing waiter. Got up and ran out.

Sick people spreading disease hurts the city's economy, dumb dumb.

Does "active debate in Congress" often involve graphic threats of violence?

But do you really want to date someone like that? I used to weed out people by mentioning feminist issues. If they walked away, well, I just saved a lot of time.

Why can't I watch this video? Is it Canada?

I actually didn't regret reading the comments to that article, though now I have to go reapply all my makeup in a washroom stall.

It's the look in her eyes.

OR you can skip dinner so you can have both dessert and alcohol. Cheesecake helps prevent hangovers.

The trailers looked more interesting than the book actually was. Not sure if I want to watch it, though.

My German Shepherd's been trained and trained until he can do many clever tricks and open doors, but when he sees a smaller animal, he turns into a ravenous monster. I don't know why, since he's fine with bigger dogs and small kids. I'm terrified a small unleashed dog will run up to play and he'll kill it, so I have…

I'm afraid that one day an off-leash dog will run up to my dog and get eaten. My dog can pull me off my feet and has issues with other animals, but he cries when he gets muzzled.

It's like they'd never read the Bible. Or maybe they want polygamy and slave-women?

Post pics.

Every time I watch Question Period, half the members aren't there and the other half are either asleep or reading a newspaper.

It's like if I were a member of a youth political group and he said, "You'll make a great politician's wife some day." Or if I won a math award and he said, "You'll be great at doing the family finances one day."

People born into privilege can afford better health care.

The two dancing mascot pandas creeped me out, so I stopped watching the countdown. Were the real pandas tranquilized? Did you get to see them?

Exactly. They need serious counselling right now before they turn into adult animal abusers who can do a lot more harm.

GAY wedding jello will taste better than boring plain jello.