That's actually a real CSI episode.

Duct tape? Oh, wow, that's pretty hardcore.

Free alcohol? I'd take the drink and bolt.

Ah, I was speaking from my experiences with some European acquaintances (can't really call them friends) who came for work. They were very surprised.

You regularly visit 40-something men's homes and throw yourself at them? That's actually pretty awesome. Weird, but awesome.

The main characters are depressing, but people seem to like talking about them in certain circles.

Also, photoshop.

Yes, and the rest of the world sees Hollywood. It's an arms race for unreasonable beauty standards.

The reason those gorgeous single women are still single is because they haven't grown out of that sort of mentality. Intelligence and personality make it easier to commit to a person for the long term.

After I watched A Place in the Sun, I looked Taylor up and realised she was younger than me when she shot that film. She didn't look old! Just agelessly beautiful.

A real energy drink like Monster's probably healthier.

I don't think they care much about the women's prayers or voices.

Dad wouldn't even have had to pay for the hospital fees, since it appears that China has universal health care. I'd have let the selfish little shit jump off the second story and break a leg.

Write that! I'd buy it.

Not earning sexxxy money.

I have seen them! And the two I saw were not burner accounts. I think one was on io9, actually, which made it even more horrifying.

Around menstruation, hunger translates to nausea, so I basically starve a week out of every month since everything I eat just comes back up.

I think the FBI keeps tabs on them. Not nearly well enough, however, and I'm starting to wonder exactly how far OR can go before official action's taken to throw them in jail.

I didn't even know she might run until the Conservatives told everyone on the internet. Also, the ad made me want to vote for her for shits and giggles, which I hope was not the original intention.