You have to embrace the sheer randomness and fuckery that happens in Mario Party. It’s really the only way to enjoy it.

It’s the one statistic in which Trump is in the upper decile.

Unless your name is Donald Trump and you happen to be the current President of the United States, this article isn’t about your struggles with weight, it’s about the hypocrisy of Donald Trump, noted exercise skeptic and deeply unhealthy man, lecturing kids of the virtues of exercise. Nobody is calling you a hypocrite,…

I missed that comment at the end because my eyes glazed over and I’m pretty sure I had a stroke from listening to everything that preceded it, but he’s pretty clearly maligning scientists as burnouts, which seems to point to Sasse thinking that scientific work is...something only potheads pay attention to? I’m not…

*Multi-BILLIONaire. Net worth just north of $35 billion. Musk is just another capitalist that thinks whatever is good for him, personally, must also be good for society at large.

Musk is just another in a long line of wealthy people that have never had to examine their knee-jerk reaction beliefs in any meaningful way because things have gone right for them. Don’t expect any coherence beyond “whatever is good for Elon must be right”.

Correct - they just like the “pew pew”. It’s almost pathological that conservatives don’t understand art. See: when the GOP uses “Born in the USA” at rallies.

When does Ben get a taste of the brass ring, huh? Isn’t it ol’ Ben’s turn? Aw, my wife is gonna leave me!

My wife and I always order extra chips and salsa because chilaquiles are one of the best foods on Earth. Basically, put leftover, slightly stale chips into a hot skillet with a little oil and pour the salsa(s) over top and cook until the salsa has thickened slight and the chips are slightly softened. Top with an over…

Gamers are also one of the most entitled group of people out there. Every studio needs to do EXACTLY what each and every one of them wants otherwise they’ll take to the game’s respective subreddit and just start shitting on anything and everything. They want only what they want, and they want it yesterday. 

Updated models suggest a body count of nearly 150,000 by the end of August. Shit is going to get even more unstable very soon.

The fries are totally edible, but because McDonald’s and other fast food fries don’t taste at all like potatoes, when you encounter fries that do, you think they taste like shit. Which is fine!

If everyone knows about it, it’s hardly a secret menu. You can always ask them to fry your fries for longer - just say you want them crispy. It may not be some kind of revelatory meal, but when the competition is McDonald’s, In N Out is miles ahead.

I’ve maxed out this season pass and have basically done everything except participate in Trials, which I have precisely zero interest in. I have a clan that’s mostly on the East Coast (I’m in Seattle), but have a few good friends in the same time zone, so I’ll regularly have enough people to run a Pit of Heresy or…

Conversations aren’t about winning or losing, but when you don’t even know what you’re talking about, it’s hard to have a cogent argument.

Setting aside the fact that And I’m Eric doesn’t know what an idiom is or how to use one, why does he think that that “bombshell” is anything more than a dud? All their nincompoop followers already think Clinton funded the Steele dossier and anyone with more than a handful of firing synapses knows better.

This season has been an absolute bust - I say that as a dedicated D2 player. The new end-game activity was something that really only a handful of very hardcore PvP players ever even participated in, from the day it was introduced in D1. And they bungled the implementation of this iteration of Trials so that it…

Lol, says the right-winger that wants to only police speech on the left and thinks that COVID rallies are just about ordinary people exercising both their First and Second Amendment rights at the same time.

They’re also on a pro-cheat forum, so they’re only talking to their (cheating) peers. And even their cheating friends aren’t buying, which is hilarious to me.

My Italian-American stepdad, from Clifton, NJ, puts sugar in his signature pasta sauce. It’s a way to cut the acidity of your tomatoes without adding an additional step of roasting the tomatoes in an oven prior to incorporating with the rest of your sauce base.