More like their business is resting on the bones of dinosaurs, but your point is well taken.

“Are you two ready for federal prison?”

You know the bus was a lie, right? Like a complete fabrication.

Hey Alabama: that’s a child on the billboard. Not a woman, a child.

I lived in Holy Cross so, uh...definitely not one of suburbs. IPS has been struggling for years because the state has a hard on for charter schools. You don’t know what toxic masculinity is because you keep employing it while at the same time denying it (hint: when you try to make an argument about someone else’s…

You seem pretty defensive about this whole thing. I found the dozen or so interesting things in the city. But after a few years, going to the same places and doing the same things (that I did 5 years ago when I lived in a coastal city) gets boring. Much like you and this conversation. You’re clearly aggrieved with a…

At least your Kinja handle is accurate.

Prevalence of rape/incest?

My wife left because it’s a shitty place to live with shitty politics, terrible roads, too many guns, de facto segregation, and, you guessed it, shitty weather. There’s a reason that state has to pay students to stay there after they graduate from college: those educated enough to know there’s an outside world get the…

Don’t feel the need to shut up. Your take is thoughtful and compassionate and it’s clear that you’ve dealt with substance abuse disorders (not necessarily yourself, but you’ve been impacted by it - my older sister and younger brother were struggling with it for some time). We need more takes like yours in this thing.

Sometimes those algorithms are really wrong, but there’s no real way to correct them if you’re not actively feeding them information, which is why they keep asking you if you’ve seen ads, if they’re relevant, etc.

Sigh...America’s tech illiteracy strikes again. The ads are served based on the cookies YOUR browser is caching. The reason you saw that ad is because your browser thinks you would definitely be in the market for some JD.

Those are just evangelicals. If they seemed a bit off, it’s because they were a bit off. They legit believe that everyone outside of the faith will be Left Behind and, as such, we are just the chaff to be separated when they precipitate Armageddon. Connected to this is their belief that the End of Times will be kicked…

There’s nothing quite so perfect as Falwell U hiring the guy that Ole Miss fired for “moral turpitude”. It’s so on brand it’s like it was scripted.

Hi Jared, thanks for stopping by!

Teaching our kids toxic masculinity, one profoundly error-filled Kinja comment at a time.

Dude looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet. Good. Everything I’ve heard about him is icky.

He’s not a terrible person, except when he’s had far too many drinks. Nice enough, but kind of a loose cannon.

Damn dude, with spelling like that, it’s no wonder IPS keeps failing kids.