Lemme guess: you’re one of those idiots that live just outside of Bahstahn and routinely hurl racial epithets at people while wondering why people think you’re racist. How close am I? Be honest.

My stepdad went the “Rich” route, himself.

...says the guy talking shit from behind a keyboard.

Ok, Robert.

To be fair, that’s one of those weird names that gets shortened to something almost completely unrelated to the full name. Like William to Bill.

Indianapolis has some good golf and a great brewing scene.

But Osweiler is like, super tall! He can see receivers downfield! He can’t get the ball to them, but he can see them!

If you can find a fistful of pills, Irsay will get you a tryout.

He definitely makes people on his rec league softball team call him “Scotch”.

Not quite Braden, but close enough.

I just moved away from Indianapolis (my wife is from there - I’m from coastal California) and it absolutely mystified me that people would settle in a location that is downright unlivable for like 6-8 months of the year. Either you melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West in the summer or you freeze to…

It’s awesome when it’s blisteringly hot in the sun and then you step into the shade and it’s somehow even hotter.

Well yeah, those assholes ought to be clean considered where their undies are.

That’s just Tucker’s natural body process at work.

Russia, Russia, Russia!

So we should totally feel better about a Cold War 2.0, is that what you’re telling me? I mean, you didn’t literally just read an article about how we almost tipped into nuclear armageddon.

You’re the one that didn’t both to check other people’s work and I’ve got my head up my ass. Cool story.

Yup, as lots of people have noted. I stopped obsessing about the Destiny lore long ago.

The fact that we’re talking about building competing flying nuclear reactors that spray radiation in their wake and the sonic boom of which can kill those on the ground, none of that makes me feel any better.

It looks more and more like the reactor went up, at the very least buying us some time, but they only need one success. Their aerospace industry has been able to put jets in the air, shuttles into space, subs under the water. It’s not like it’s some fledgling nuclear power bumping around in the dark.