I am an attorney. A bad one, but that is besides the point. I believe there a clause that any guarantees can be voided for “conduct detrimental to the team.” I would say committing a potential felony against the head coach and calling the GM “cracker” in front of the team meets that standard. But what do I know. 

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

Depending on where you live, biking can be dangerous. Either you’re in a congested city, where there are cars, other bikes, drunk people on scooters, pedestrians, etc. Many cities still aren’t bike friendly. Or, you’re in a smaller city or suburbs where moms in Yukon XLs and Dudebros in Range Rovers aren’t paying…

I interpret that as more “say whatever you want about politics around the event, just do it AFTER you praise the guys who actually died in the attack” more than “CONNECT THIS TO CLINTON!!!”.

I hope most people can support their cause, but I don’t have a hard time understanding why MLS doesn’t want a significant paramilitary contingent at their games. Regardless of what they profess, a bunch of people calling themselves the Iron Front, wearing masks and waving flags can be off-putting to many people who…

Unlike anything of Monique’s in the last 10 years, I watched it though - along with millions of people across the world. I feel like that matters to Netflix.

I’m sure some male comedian in his career denouement with name recognition got offered more for a special, but Monique vs. B&W are apples and oranges.

their core in is place for what they hope is a multi-year Super Bowl window

I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $1000

I’d like a follow-up episode so we can find out what these “in-laws who foot most of the bill” say when they realize their son-in-law invited a random fucking friend along to join in the mooching.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

“Kicking her while she’s down? I like your style.”

Also, Norm in Fargo. He is indeed a treasure.

Cops: Who’s responsible for this?

It is nice to see professional players invest back into their community.

Instilling not-eating CFA because they donate to a Christian Soccer League is... probably not the best morals to be giving to your child.

AB received a one year grace period last year for his now 12 year old helmet. This is not a race issue. This is a stupidity issue.

According to this previous Deadspin post, Brown’s helmet is now 12 years old. It would have been 11 years old last year which means he may have gotten the same one year grace period. He just didn’t use it to find a new helmet that he could accept. The reporting has been unclear on this point.

He got the same grace period.

Cops arrested a total of six women brought them in for questioning on Aug. 13, and transferred to in Qatar prison, a detention center known for its inhumane conditions, one day later—the fate of the other two women is still unknown.