He actually said “GOAB.” Which stands for “Guy On Apprentice’s Brother.”

Your paragraph does nothing but show you have absolutely no idea about any of the stuff you just said.  

Right? Does Clover imagine that there are kids in China and old people in India who know who the fuck Amelia Earhardt was? Sweet Jesus that bad take came rocketing in from out of the blue.

Abraham Lincoln is definitely more famous than Amelia Earhart as far as American historical figures go.

I mean, Martha Washington, Indira Ghandi, Marie Curie, Susan B Anthony, Madonna, Virgin Mary, Beyonce, Cleopatra, Betty Ford, Margaret Thatcher, Serena and Venus Williams, and Mother Theresa are all more famous and that’s just off the top of my head. 

This was the worst take of an entire list of completely bad takes.

I’m assuming this is some kind of inside joke. I love Amelia Earhart, but there are at least 3 other PILOTS more famous than her

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

The pope is a bad choice. Sure, people know there is a pope, but 1) how many people can name him, and 2) how many people would recognize him if he was just wearing a suit and tie?

No disrespect to Amelia Earhart, but there’s no way she’s in the top five world wide. Muhammed and Mao could totally knock her off that list.

I doubt Earhart would even be top 10, more people probably know Ronald McDonald lol

“Entitled” is a racial slur?

Surely I am not the only Jets fan wondering what was this “small piece of jewelry” Matthews was sacrificing his body on the field to obtain? Like a gift shop keychain or something? You’d think they could just give those to the players for free.

I think you are severely overestimating how much these WNBA players make.

Brusco only won a silver medal in Big Air; Elliot Sloan took gold with a higher score on his final run. Speaking as a layman, that seems bogus to me.

My other favorite one is “Not many people know.” Which means that he just discovered or learned something everyone else did when they were children.

I think it’s the plot of MI:2.

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