Yeah, those hotel bars of soap aren’t ideal.

I don’t understand why these individual players think they add so much value. I care far less about the talent on the court than I do about rooting for my university. There is a reason NBA D League games average less than 3k attendance and your average Big Ten game is well over 4 times that- and it has nothing to do…

Simmons isn’t American, and certainly would’ve remained a top 3 pick had he played in Europe (barring any injury).

Woah, I feel like we watched totally different movies if you walked out of the theatre thinking Paul Blart was an asshole...

It’s almost like you’re dealing with a small sample size that would cause the numbers to fluctuate a bit.

I’m probably being super optimistic here; but it looks like this costume has two sides and the other side is another mask? I’m really hoping that the noose is for the other costume.... making it just really offensive and not racist and offensive. It looks like a prison jump suit- so maybe Hillary?

He’s 31, and in no way a top 10-15 player. No need to pay him like one. Let him walk. Ryan Braun had a similar year and you could get him at 2/3 the price.

I don’t think you know what blackface means....

Before anyone gives Rose too much shit for this, he did strike out twice.

I hate to depress you further, but Hoyer may be one of the best players on the Bears. If nothing else he is certainly the only player outplaying fans’ expectations.

Maybe I’ve been living in a box, but I didn’t known Wikileaks was partisan. I haven’t followed it that closely to be fair.

I know a locker room where they use this language! http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-fuck-her-right-in-the-pussy-kil-1635466887

That .186 is a pretty small sample size. He batted about .250 for the last 2 years prior to this and they were probably trying to save some pinch hitters for later in the game. Not the worst idea in the world.

Records aren’t based on “potential for achievement”. You actually need to achieve them. He was playing pro ball there at 18, which he certainly wouldn’t have been doing in the MLB. Look at a guy like Kris Bryant crushing it in the minors and making the majors at 23.

Ive never visited The Ringer, but isn’t it a bit hypocritical that a “sports website” like deadspin that literally publishes liberal/socialist shit on a daily basis gets upset that another site would print some conservative crap?

I think it’s so they can shove this article down the throat of all the Deadspin readers and point to this line and say, “Look! Sports! This is a relevant cross-post!”

Right? I know Arnold wasn’t black or a woman or a civil rights activist- but you think that deadspin would at least acknowledge it.

It’s funny because I honestly just assumed you had a sense of humor based on your first comment.

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