Biff’s Casinos weren’t bankrupt though.

Trump’s done some really scummy things here- but you dilute your message when you omit obvious facts like: It wasn’t Donald Trump’s Charity Golf Tournament- it was Alonzo Mourning’s Event at Trump’s course. I constantly have to read several other more credible accounts of the same incident to find out how much Trump…

Do you know what a debate moderator is Hamilton? Why don’t you google it or look it up on Wikipedia before you make up a description of what you would like a debate moderator to be. It’s up to each candidate to fact check the other.

Of course I'm saying that if I go to Penn State... Just like everyone instigating fights at Trump rallies are Bernie Sanders plants...

he was wrapping up a semester as a guest lecturer at Columbia University’s School of Professional Studies, teaching a class on “Leadership and Personnel Management.”

I would’ve thought the Sochi Olympics had the record for most dogs attending a sporting event.

Let's not jump the gun here...

I think CenturyLink just saw the free publicity AFCU got and decided to jump on board, finally make a return on their investment.

I would have no idea this guy endorsed any of these companies. I’d probably sever ties with him as well since this is the most publicity these companies are going to get- and it's free!

On the basis of 22 major victories in women’s tennis? That’s not even the most major victories for a women’s tennis player! Get out of town and take your horrible takes with you.

It's funny that by Thursday night this list has already proved useless...

Maybe he was referring to the fact that Russel Wilson is a decent quarterback and Kap sucks when he’s not playing GB’s crappy defense.

If the only value you provide is simply regurgitating what Apple tells you, then this seems ok.

I read this twice- I don’t quite understand the problem? This is both in his and his players self interest.

If you don’t feel like the American flag “represents you”, nobody is forcing you to play for Team USA...

Your best bet is probably caddies. Maybe a couple staff members from WF, potentially some sons of members.

You must be from Dallas with a Homer comment like that.

I’m from Milwaukee and I live closer to Chicago than some “Chicago natives” I've met.

It's not like this guy didn't earn $80M in his career. He found an underserved market and gave them a product that they wanted. This is Capitalism 101.

I read somewhere that a tranquilizer doesn't put a gorilla to sleep immediately, and getting shot with it could've made the gorilla aggressive.