I hope Drew can see through his tears for long enough to update “Why Your Team Sucks: The Vikings”

“Theirs the door?” Thank god you’re not writing articles around here...

I thought you were talking about the dog beater- and I thought there was a good case not to give him a death sentence. If you are referring to the program itself- light it up!

Releasing this post every year must be Drew’s Christmas. What’re the odds that it would happen within an hour of the Vikings’ season derailing?

This seems peak Gawker. I was waiting to hear that he’d been home for a month or something- not that it’s “pretty messed up that he’s from a wealthy family”. Get the fuck out of here.

#7torms 7itting

It’s almost like being best friends with your star player doesn’t warrant a roster spot on a playoff-contending baseball team these days...

I don’t see what people are getting bent out of shape about, you are clearly a writer and not a journalist, and I don't see anywhere on this site where you claim to be a journalist. If you want news, read some news websites...

100%. Think of how much better off all these black/brown communities will be once we safely return all of their felons.

It’s funny that Brazilians chant their national shame at Americans. When the Olympics is in the USA eight years from now will be be screaming “Trump!” at their players??

Get used to it, in the real world they have non-compete clauses as well.

These guys couldn't come across as bigger tools. Every new paragraph made me dislike them more than the last.

At least when Far Side is bad it doesn't take more than 10 seconds out of your life.

Part of Phil’s popularity might have to do with his Hall of Fame career, not routinely being a jackass to people and entertaining style of play.

Sounds like the cops were the real losers here. They missed a hell of a game.

No. He was picked as a replacement by his coach.

How is giving up “three assets” to acquire Austin Rivers a knock against him (Doc)? Austin Rivers may be mediocre, but he’s better than anyone else involved in that trade- and still in the league- which is more than some of the other “assets” can claim.

Didn't you guys just get rid of Chris Carter? I know he only hits .210, but he makes up for it with his slugging.

Sadly he's generally getting more than 3 a game. I think 7-10 is normal. I read an article once, some of these guys are switching shirts to the away team, dropping gloves on a string to get balls from the bullpen, standing around 2 hours early in BP. If you only count balls hit into the stand directly off the bat-…

It's mindsets like yours that keep the rich rich and prevent us from having equal income distribution in this country.