Don’t lie. The iceberg was the least annoying character in the movie.

I love Oakland, and shout out to Everett & Jones and Feelgood (that’s the owner up there in the “I Sell Sex Toys” shirt).

I’m not rooting for Boston. I want you to imagine what your average Celtics fan is going to be like if Brad Stevens grits his way past the Warriors. After Bill Simmons celebrates his 35th title since 2001. Think long and hard about the world you claim you want.

You can see, even in transition, the moment the ball hits Harden’s hands and he does the little hand wave, everything grinds to a fucking unbearable halt. It’s the basketball equivalent of a dude busting in on a conversation with, “Well, actually...”
Even if it’s right, I fucking hate it and want to set it on fire.

I still can’t square how Mike D’Antoni could go from coaching one the most fun, dazzling basketball teams of my lifetime to this dreck in the span of a decade. I guess coaching the Knicks and Dwight Howard in succession will do that to a man.

I feel like James Harden is basketball’s version of Compubox’s Floyd Mayweather.

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.

Adulting is not a word.

Funny how you bring up the “Shame” scene in Game of Thrones, seeing as how Cersei is a FUCKING VILLAIN

To much fat in the diet will do that to ya. Oh ya and racism.

My bet? Incel.

Has Trump hired him as his lawyer yet?

What’s great is that he isn’t even the MOST racist lawyer...because he’s Jewish so there is definitely a Trump Supporter out there who not only hates everyone he hates...but also hates him.

Nah, fuck this guy.

Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key!

Manhattan’s congressional representative and the Bronx Borough President have both filed complaints with the disciplinary committee of NY State court system with the intention of having him disbarred.

Bonus points for holding a profession where people will ALWAYS Google your name before doing business with you.

And yet, all you have to do to not flush your life down the toilet publicly is to simply avoid being an asshole, but so many people find this strategy absolutely baffling.

If I know this country, he’ll be back in some form of politics. Turds always float.

His name is Schlossberg. The alt-right won’t want him around either.