They should replace them with Cubic-zirconia-backs and see whether anyone notices.

If Arizona will pay for this nonsense, maybe I can swindle them into building an ice rink in the middle of the damn desert!...

To be that delusional...she needs serious help.

So mom never saw the mortgage come in with his name on it, or the property tax notice come in with his name on it, and apparently cant distinguish between divorce papers and property documents? Come on now, mom screwed herself out of a sweet deal by being ratchet and is realizing she has been cut off. This entire…

Run a trap house out of a house I gave you and best believe you will never own it.

These are the only two mass shootings that have occurred in Australia since the ‘90s.

A clapback so sweet I literally had to frame it...

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

I think white people figure that the best way to “solve racism” is to pretend it doesn’t exist. Or, if we’re being slightly more generous, to acknowledge it’s existence...and then pretend it doesn’t exist.

I like Charlie Pierce’s take: Tiger Beat on the Potomac

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series:

Free Throw Mamba is so devastatingly accurate that I may start using it all the time. I’m going to give it test drive in the WCF and see if it works.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Coincidentally, Jeremy Lin’s nickname in China is Gary

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They’re herding dogs; nipping at something - be it cow or sheep - which doesn’t obey their movements is what they’ve been bred to do for centuries.

Their dogs are probably nervous around your “dog” because the humans are racist and nervous around you. The dogs pick up on the human’s (racist) fear and get agitated when you walk by.

When my first college roommate learned my father is black, she told me I had to move out of our room, and the college backed her up (1980 was a good year for racism, I can still taste the tannins).

There are more white people in horror films than black people.