Los Gatos police

ugh, always with the manspleening

You really pulled out all the stops for that one.

I mean, his spleen was done for. Removing the organ just seems unfair to the fans.

Well it all depends on whether or not Odell has found Jesus again. If he has allowed the Lord Jesus Christ to be his life, given up the instagam prostitutes, the WEEDS, the SIN, then you pay the man what he is worth in the eyes of the son of god, roughly $19 million a year guaranteed.

Well, at least you put effort into your racial stupidity. But I’d like to offer a rebuttal:

Another Isaac-related incident when someone says “I shmael really bad!”

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

Traaaaaash people attract traaaaaash people. It’s a tale as old as time itself.

Crissle from The Read called her Khlorenthal yesterday, and my soul sank into the depths.

he better watch out for her Daddy tho

Thompson has been in a whirlwind love affair with Sasquatch Kardashian..

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Tristan Thompson.

“I was originally there to see an old friend, but the guard said he was no longer with us. Glad he got out! Meeting Meek was just a bonus” - Kraft

Ah, Rockwell, nepotism at its finest.

I mean, just imagine that Kellyanne is prepping her coffin for slumber

They’re the darkest timeline James Carville and Mary Matalin.