I bleed orange and black and this means that I hate the Capitals. But I couldn’t help but be happy for Ovechkin. He deserves it. The fans deserve it.

He’s going to have to work part-time as a wine Somalia.

The Last Kiss? That was also Zach Braff. And a shit movie.

Sweet Jesus... she doubled an already high replay value.

Did you know Shonda Rhimes likes Stevie Wonder?

Shoulda been you, Steve Harvey.

We’re burying the lede: Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen were Patients Zero and Zero-A in the superteam epidemic.

White Women Can’t Jump

Take out the trash when you come home tonight.

+1 fleshlight

He should consider professional softball, since he’ll have one strike against him for the rest of his life.

This would restore balance to the Force.

What stands out in particular is the story of the somewhat whimsically named Sonny Spoon

Not likely. He gave away at least one of his shots.

Spot on. Starred.

Thompson only feels helpless when Kris Jenner is trying to run his life.

Car don’t lie.

#fuckinuptherotation

The first time I’ve seen an inanimate basketball rim crack the stat sheet.

The Unpredictable Draymond Green