This was beautiful.

Hennessy. Next question.

Joe Budden’s mixtapes >>>> Joe Budden’s albums

Jesus Take The Wings

You clearly don’t hatewatch the news.

Or legal.

He tried to stay in charge of food and beverages, but he couldn’t last longer than 15 seconds.

Manic Pixie Dream Devushka.

“Looking back at myself I believe in those moments I was a street fighter.”

A French can-cans disaster.

60% completion. The league should be ashamed of themselves.

The justice system has been doing a banged-up Meek Mill impression over the last week.

It’s like charring your steak to a crisp and then drowning it in ketchup.

You’ve lowered your expectations. You’re not alone.

Remember the time Jim Buss got so butthurt that the coach was banging his sister, he ruined TWO basketball teams?

The 5 o’clock news, the 6 o’clock news, the 7 o’clock news...

The best flip of a Patrice Rushen sample ever.

You shut your whore mouth.

I is kind... I is smart... I is not on a superteam.

And probably blood and brain matter too.