Nothing about the perfect game? Not that it makes him worthy of a HOF vote, but isn't it at least worth mentioning?

If he retires, the BevMo around the corner from Doris Burke's house will be forced to go out of buisness.

Sorry Drew, but Die Hard should be the official Christmas movie.

I think Morris and Mussina should both be in.

Melbourne Zoo

+1

Riley Cooper isn't a run-of-the-mill racist white guy. He's... different.

Among those eligible: McGwire, Sosa, Bonds and Palmeiro.

+1

He's the only member of the 500-HR club with fewer than 2000 hits, 1200 runs and 1500 RBI.

Sweet teething baby Jesus no.

No. And it's not even about the steroids.

The very apologetic employee spent the rest of his shift cleaning up all the rings he spilled as a result of his mistake.

Thanks Dom, and good luck.

All of the Phillies fans in the commentariat are balled up in a corner, rocking back and forth while repeating Jeff Jackson's name over and over.

+1

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse than the '98 Cup.

Normally, Peyton responds yes and then changes his mind once he gets to the entrance of the church.

Schulz was from Minnesota? His life and body of work make complete sense now.

Somehow, I had never seen this clip before. But now I have a coke habit and a baby blue Members Only jacket.