Hi Ricky, while many people raved about Michael Vick, you were an absolute beast in Madden 2004. Thanks for making the first year of my first marriage a little less miserable.

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Great. Now the T-1000 Ron Hextall's been working on for decades finally has a destination.

Someone doesn't know how to use Google Chrome.

Payback is a bitch (that can no longer breed).

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Varlamov "threw her into the wall, she went to the floor, and he was stomping on her."

Hoop Creams

He meant to hit the brakes, but accelerated instead. Honest mistake.

That's just Fox being Fox.

This is the first time someone's fired shots at Marshall when he wasn't in a limousine.

When his parents asked him about the steaming turd on the living room carpet, the baby tersely replied, "I take full responsibility for that. That's something I obviously need to improve on."

This +1 could not be delivered because my internet connection magically disappeared.

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His elbow isn't swollen. Maybe he could graft it onto his leg and be good as new.

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Are Black Gymnasts the New Black QBs?

I saw the title of the post and was expecting this:

This is hysterical. +1