You RSVP’d to my gay wedding invitation?

See? After her attempts to steal your baby were thwarted, she probably went to another room and grabbed a fist full of tongue depressors and cotton balls. Not nearly the high of stealing a baby, or even a candy bar, but better than leaving empty handed.

I, just, really, like, commas.

No. If there is contributory neglegence, then the person getting hit might be partially to blame. This isn’t the case here. He wasn’t driving recklessly or breaking the law when he got hit. Being in the wrong place at the wrong time isn’t contributing to the event.

I find your comment perplexing. For I have no dreams of smoking, being a war veteran, living to 110, or driving a 1970's truck.

It’s not a matter of whether or not one can afford a baby; it’s the thrill of the hunt. Rich movie stars like Winona Ryder, Megan, Fox, and Brittany Spears have all been caught shoplifting.

My wife was in a car accident a few years ago and sustained a nasty seat belt bruise across her chest. Part of the bruise was visible to the cashier in a Walgreens and we could tell the cashier was staring at it. My wife had the bright idea to jokingly say “He did it.”

Right? WTF would cops in the UK or Japan do in a case like this?

You’re basically saying the person who got hit is (partially) at fault for not avoiding being hit. That is ridiculous. Saying something like he should have slammed on the brakes instead of accelerating is the most BS Monday morning QB nonsense.

I knew it! Orgies are why some people say they’re 1/4 one race, etc.

Don K Chevrolet isn’t a particularly funny name, but their URL is www.donkchevy.com 

You “let” your wife drive “your” car?! Typical male chauvinist 86 driver. /s

I think Honda would be better off not catering to the die-hard F20/F22 fans. There are plenty more people who didn’t buy the last car and who would appreciate more low-end torque. The F motor was special in it’s HP/liter, but that isn’t a big deal to most consumers in a world full of turbos today. I don’t know why the…

I agree it’s easier to get power out of FI, but I don’t think it would need to have huge power. It slots somewhere between the Miata and the Boxster. The Boxster makes 300 HP, and the Miata makes 155. So the 250-275 HP range would be fine, but with more torque than the S2000 made.

I’m not saying this applies to you (because I don’t know you, so who am I to judge?), but regarding your 20 years of experience standing as evidence your way is the right way: Have you never met anyone where you wonder how they managed to do something so wrong for so long?

I have no idea why you think it’s a crime to drive a nice car. Don’t jay walk in front of the court house. Duh. But this idea you have that you’re offending anyone or giving off a bad impression by rolling up to the courthouse in an LS460 is ridiculous; almost as ridiculous as your argument that you should be in a…

I most certainly DO want a juror to see me in my fancy car. A juror shouldn’t see the attorney as a peer; the attorney is the expert professional. Having a nice car doesn’t make you unlikable, except to those few poor people who hold others’ success against them. And even then, those jealous poor people will still…

You will look like a boss in your closed casket funeral. Haha. I’m just kidding- I’d think any lawyer rolling in one of these had good taste, but I would expect it to be a once a week car.

My father is a lawyer so I grew up in that “law-talkin’ guy” environment. Even from an early age I remember seeing some disheveled attorneys in worn out and ill-fitting blazers/suits- in court- and thinking “Who would hire this guy?!” The same thing extends to your car; a shitbox car means he is a failure.

While I’d prefer NA for this type of application, I would be fine with a twin scroll turbo setup or a supercharger. But dual FI applications seem unnecessarily complicated.