So what if they were flirting? Take it up with your girlfriend if you don’t like it.

Only if you turn the car off and back on quickly.

But in Lebron’s own words, he admitted they were flirting:

I know what you’re saying.

You and Manwich should go bowling together.

Wow. The car is nasty/hilarious, but the add notes were the kicker:

Here’s two people who will be driving on suspended/revoked licenses.

I assume your reference to the E36 means you were driving an E85 gen Z4. I want to test drive a manual E89, but the only one in my price range and with the engines I would realistically be able to consider within 73 miles is a private party listing; I would rather not set up an appointment to see someone’s personal…

Maybe I dream too big, but I can’t think of a “dream car” I anticipate being able to drive. There are cars I have been interested in owning and have driven, like the C63, 997 911 S, and R8. And then there are dream cars that I know I will almost certainly never drive, like a Singer 911, or the new 911 R.

“Yeah, I’m calling to pay my fine and get the release code. But first I want to let you know that the device has all kinds of damage that was totally here before I returned to my car. Some punk kid must’ve vandalized the Barnacle between the time your company implemented it and the time I got back to my car.”

You’ve got “upper management” written all over you.

With 72 and 84 month financing becoming common, is this really a surprise?

Wait, are you the Jalop who mentions Canadian Mazda rust at least twice a week?

32% is the average. For every schmuck buying an FCA product on a 78 month term, there is a savvy consumer buying a Honda/Toyota/not FCA product at a reasonable term/rate.

Those were obviously just memorial services for the only terrorist attack that matters. /s

I think you misunderstood me. I agree that you would lose the buy-back offer on a total-loss car. You lose money on a total loss no matter what.

In theory even when a bank is used for the financial complexities of the lease the dealership arguably has its hands all over that. I find any excuse that a lease termination should take extra time to be dishonest or at best lazy.

Exact same post. Exact same time stamp. It’s confirmed: we’re the same person.

Not that I’m complaining, but this one is pretty firmly in the NSFW category.