but you wouldn’t know that from asking him—as he hasn’t said a word to reporters since the incident occurred.

Have heard an apocryphal story where someone asked Eric Clapton what it felt like to be the greatest guitar player on the planet. His response: “I don’t know. Ask Prince.”

My mom and step dad once offered to watch this woman’s 3 kids while she went to the bathroom in an airport. She clearly had to pee like crazy and couldn’t find her husband and didn’t want to drag 3 little boys in to the ladies room. You would have thought they asked to buy them off her. Americans.

I laughed at the dude too, but more because he just looks totally overwhelmed and has no idea what to do to help while the clerk saves the day with the baby and calling 911 at the same time. I assumed that he was helping somehow off screen, like or meant to help by asking “WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO!?!” at her while…

Neither of them are my Superman. Christopher Reeve forever.

I ain’t mad at it:

#notmysuperman

Yeah, that’s pretty much the entire fucking point.

A few things.

shoot for that escort level bae

Nobody can speak for all Jewish people,but in my circle of friends and family we definitely consider it a slur. It’s origin is in nasty stereotypes about Jews and money. when I grew up I remember my parents and grandparents being horrified when my cousin described a fellow Jewish friend that way. Long lectures then…

I had a true WASP grandmother who once told me in a loud stage whisper at a crowded BCBG during PROM SEASON that I looked like “A low class woman of the night, not event the escort variety.” She was a peach. Dearly miss her but not those comments.

Yikes! How I feel about the term “jap” is that is should never be used. :-/

LOL i love her and her WASP shade forever

What are my legal rights as far as turning this into an ebook to sell on Amazon? Because this is one dinosaur short of a best seller there.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

Side PSA: if someone you know is drinking and talking about ending their life with Tylenol, it is not a joke and needs to be taken incredibly seriously. As few as six Tylenol combined with alcohol is as dangerous a suicide method as walking into highway traffic. It is highly lethal and exceptionally dangerous.

I diasgree with you but found your article interesting and we’ll expressed. I’m sick of internet commenters attacking others’ opinions. IGN is far worse than io9. Usually the discussions here stay civil.