If a real zebra ever escapes these guys are fucked. Zebras are the jerks of the equine world and can be vicious.

Exactly. Vacation fling. We’ve all been there.

Madeleine is correct.

I think she forgot she’s Kim Basinger?

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

I see a long future in the greys for myself.

I YELLED “OH NO”

Anne Hathaway: “Not sure why you’re all hating on JLaw. Remember me? I’m waaaaaaay more annoying.”

Okay, first: Kudos to the teacher who didn’t attribute the child’s exhaustion to laziness or disrespect. I know that should be a given, but many signs of abuse and neglect are blamed on the child.

That's one badass assistant principal.

I’m a big fan of Gabi and her swimwear lines, but this is hands down the single worst collection she’s put out. Like, every year, there are several that make me oooh and ahhhh, but not this year. The middle suit had potential, but damn if the mixed patterns didn’t ruin it.

Typical. “Well, she consented to have sex with THAT guy, so we thought....”

And such a horrendous violation of her privacy! “Here, let’s show the world where she lives, that seems like something people need to know for safety reasons...”

NBC also filmed themselves knocking on the door of the young woman’s family apartment

I love the Internet as soon as this happened I went to google to see if other people were talking about it. I love them both and especially love Leo’s brows, in slow motion they’re even more incredible. I think he was laughing at something totally unrelated he didn’t realize he was on camera and when she pushed past…

I mean, if you watch just this video, it looks like he’s laughing at something someone said to him off-camera and wasn’t paying attention to the proceedings at all.

why i gotta be all wet AFTER morning sex this morning and then gotta go to work all sloshy. c’mon, girl.