I don’t need to see her janky ass leg sticking out of that dress. Cause I just don’t want to.

clicked to find out who the fuck these people are, still don’t know. I like you, Bobby Finger.

Thank you for writing this piece. Your outlook on this disgusting thing is inspiring. As a formerly “hot” highschool chick who is now well over 200 lbs, I feel especially close to you, though we’ve never met. I once had a friend of a friend tell me, “you know, you’d be hot, I mean, SUPER hot if you lost like 50 lbs.”…

I read her book, “Wishful Drinking,” years ago. Now I want to be her when I grow up.

Her name is Lucy :-)

Thank you! My husband was making fun of me, “You’re so old.” Joke’s on him, cause he doesn’t know how to GIF either

YES!!!! PLUS MY FIRST GIF

I love Boxers, have one. We should be internet BFFs!

Thank you! This will change my life. Also, I like your doggy Kinja picture

Right?! I want to know who the guy was that said, “Yeah, let me get some of THAT!!”

HAHAHAHA One of my favorite characters, and something I say often! I wish I knew how to publish GIFs :-(

I think the challenges that nurses face vary from setting to setting. One thing that every nurse must look out for: her back. We spend scores of twelve hour shifts bending over, pushing, pulling, etc. “Proper body mechanics” are preached by the higher ups. Body mechanics go a long way, but wear and tear is inevitable.

Hi, RN here.

I’m an RN. I’ve had physicians round on their patients, then ask to borrow my stethoscope. Meanwhile, I am listening to the lung, bowel and heart sounds of each of my patients. I wonder what they’re doing?

this fucking guy. My eyebrow shot up higher and higher. Just saw he tweeted, “I invented feminism.”

That sounds AWESOME. I would have spent the entire time trying not to fart.

NÔOÖÒÓØŌÕOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I LOVE THE MINDY SHOW! Even my Mom thinks it’s funny. This is a huge disappointment. I wanted to see Mindy and Danny’s little mocha-vanilla latte baby!

I don’t know, that sounds pretty delicious to me.

The leather mini-skirt and lace top was a bold choice.

I am lactose intolerant, but it’s kind of funny. I can drink a little milk, eat a little ice cream, nibble some cheddar. But if I have a milkshake or “new” cheese that hasn’t been aged, I blow up. For my birthday one year, my father took my boyfriend, fam and I all out to a fancy restaurant. I was thrilled, finally…