I LOVE my Too Faced Lash Injection-it comes off pretty easily when I wash my face. I just rub with a little face wash and it comes right off. I like that it lasts all day, and it doesn't rub off on my eye lids.

You can DO that?! What kind of vet does she GO to?!?!

Man, I don't have any of this shit!

"Everyone looked sick or zombie like, as if high on meth or tina."

Never read the comments. Ever. I learned this from Yahoo articles.

Just to add another side to the story: I took Accutane for one year about 8 years ago. I had terrible acne that wouldn't go away, even as I entered adulthood. The Accutane did the trick. I am in good health with normal labs, no lasting ailments due to Accutane so far. My skin was flawless (if a bit dry) for a good 6…

This needs to read: "BREAKING NEWS: Woman is Complete Idiot."

Bought my first Victoria Holt novel immediately after reading this. It's scrumptious!

As a nurse, my first thought was that this woman is a diabetic or developed gestational diabetes. It is unfortunate, but this often results in babies with a high BMI. Combined with a lack of prenatal care, I would agree that this isn't something the media should celebrate. Props to Mom for delivering such a large baby…

I'm all about that outfit!

I had that same thought

You're my favorite.

Came here to learn what "OnFleek" means? Still don't know.

Any legal Jezzies know anything about filing a restraining order? What has stopped her from going that route? She would be able to bring all of this internet evidence before a judge, wouldn't she? I am sure she has thought of this, so there is probably something I don't understand about the law. I'm in healthcare, and…

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

Terrible waitresses unite! I love Tom Waits. I would have been tempted to ask him to say, "Romeo is bleeding."

I was waiting tables in college at an Italian place and got to wait on David Letterman. My nickname at the restaurant was "I'mSorry," if that tells you anything. I was always running into people, or they would run into me, then I would say, "oh, I'm sorry!" It was pretty much my go-to phrase (I think I'm over it…

Are they kidding with this shit?! What happened to not speaking ill of the dead?

LOVED this piece.

Even Johnny D couldn't avoid the typical aging Hollywood male midlife crisis. So depressing. I'm hoping he'll come back around and be a cool old dude.