pinkpatriot
PinkPatriot
pinkpatriot

Reminds me of the people who stole Mr. Rogers' car, heard about it on the news, then returned it with a note, "Sorry, we didn't know it was yours." Snopes says the story is, "Undetermined," but I choose to believe it. http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/rog…

Yeah, and wouldn't they be insured??

Oooooh that makes more sense. I am picturing the package thief's face upon opening their booty...Fuckers.

Wow. She hasn't been sexualized at all! I guess I should just be happy that she has a show.

At first blush, I thought he had Down Syndrome.

If I hear yelling-especially screaming-I call the cops. I think my name is on a list somewhere, given how often I call...but I live on a military base, and domestic "situations" are common here. One night I heard a woman screaming, then felt her being slammed into the wall above my head (our living rooms were

Don't get me wrong, this is super cute, but as a rabbit owner, I wonder if those guys were covered in fleas and mites? *SHUDDER*

When I excitedly report to my husband I lost 3 lbs, he invariably asks, "Did you take a dump?"

Please tell me this is some sort of inmate stock photo, and not the guy she chose to bare her goodies to.

I immediately sensed lemon was involved somehow.

How is she gonna fence that shit? Or is it like on top of the refrigerator or something?

Apply yourself just a tad bit more to school and less to penis.

She's got to be drunk. Please tell me she's drunk....plus she's a turd.

I scrolled through here to see if anyone had commented on his hotness yet.

Pretty dress, but that veil reminds me of this...(sorry everybody)

I like how he is more concerned that she is single than whether or not she is of age. "17? Oh, that's no biggie...BOYFRIEND?!?" *walks away, shaking his head, disgusted*

I came here just to comment on that. Bright yellow! My gyno needs to get with the times!

I am happy that you had a childhood where parents were present to teach these things to you, and that you got checks in the mail from relatives. No snark.

I have to admit that at first I thought this said, "Management Ring," as in, people in management should have special rings that they wear. Now picturing a parallel universe where executives wear diamond rings whose size correlates with their position in the company...

I know checks are pretty much obsolete now, but I wish they'd taught us in highschool/college how to write a check. I was discussing this with some friends, and many of us weren't too sure what the "proper" way to write a check is.