I'd think that Michelle Duggar would be the obvious choice for spokeswoman.
You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.
Wait ... does that mean the notice I got from the Female Body Inspector was also a scam? DAMNIT.
Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.
Please just stop giving her publicity and let her go back to her little corner of irrelevancy.
I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.
There's more than a tinge of ageism in those accusations. She should act her age, I guess. I hope she never does.
John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.
It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.
Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…
He is ABSOLUTELY trolling us.
He meant that since her body didn't properly shut down, then it wasn't legitimate rape. Because science.