He has been fined $2.5MM dollars, banned for life from any games/practices/public appearances and business ventures with the Clippers. His ownership is going to be voted on by the other owners. If 3/4 agree with it, his team will be put up for sale. Support for this from other owners is overwhelming.

Yes, take this away from PoC and make it about white feminism.

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

Wait, is "sassy slut" not a compliment?! FUCK. I'M DOING IT ALL WRONG.

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.

Sometimes you really can tell just by looking at them, can't you?

You seem like the right person to tell this story to. I was working in a busy ER. We had a LOT of drug seekers. One of these was a scrawny, lippy little female, complaining of "back pain." The doctor ordered a shot of narcotic pain reliever (which I didn't want to give her, but Hey! orders are orders), so I prepared…

Finally. Pretty blonde white ladies are being given a chance in show business.

I remember someone explaining to me when I was quite young that dogs and cats don't go to heaven; it's only for people. That was the exact moment when I decided organized religion is not for me. Anyone with any brains can see that dogs are better people than people will ever be.

15 year old boy model's kids' clothes. 15 year old girls model women's clothes. This encapsulates a lot of things that are more than a bit wrong with society.

I for one would also like an update on Kimmie Gibler's sex life and Jesus situation.

Wow, it must suck to have 200 professors publish a letter decrying your mother while you are still a student at the university. This takes humiliation via parent to a whole new level. I bet her son cannot wait to graduate.

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

Just to be clear, this movie is John Tucker Must Die for adults, right?

Nope. I am (usually) okay with movie adaptations. I get that things need to change in order to make a movie work, but this is too much. The movie should be black and white. Jonas should be 12. I am firmly in the NOT OKAY group on this one.

Ms Meyer is a crayola bitch-ass

Yeah, but you can write a book addressing that dynamic without throwing yourself wholeheartedly into endorsing it.

Why would the show be so focused on his dating life before he met the mother? Because after she dies, he gets remarried: to Robin. Because although the mother was really important and the one he made babies with, Robin is the love of his life.