Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

In her defense, freshmen are pretty terrible.

But...now what will all the rich people with no taste wear?

Alana's an 8 year old reality TV star. I'm not sure we should be critiquing her behavior as much as the adults around her.

dust in my mindscape

"She is damaged."

Is he really a professor? Or is he just a guy who sometimes guest teaches some classes? Does he have a doctorate, an earned one, not honorary? Of course, I know several MFA's I consider to be professors who don't have doctorates. I know how hard they have worked and how hand-to-mouth they often were before going…

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

So I guess I should discontinue my "Shave the Children" charity, then...

Their next normcore vacation to the Wisconsin Dells

They aren't mutually exclusive, but one doesn't excuse the other.

FINALLY!! No more Kanye and Kim coverage!!!!

Right? Go big or just accept that your brother is cuter.

Iranian woman, Swedish woman, American woman, Indian woman, Canadian woman, Chinese woman, ANY woman are not symbols of anything... They are human beings. Full stop. Thanks.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

Back in my day, I belted "A PART OF YOUR WORLD" in the shower over and over. for months It was only about a year later, when my brother was belting the Pretty Woman song in the shower than I learned that, no, the shower is not soundproof and you can hear the singing clear as day everywhere in the house.