George Brett will shit his pants when he hears about this.

Billy Haisley is a hack and needs to go back to Journalism School. Also he probably smells funny.

Yes! Let's start an internet outrage over four fucking dollars.

{Gets massive erection}

If this snafu helps to eliminate the tiresome singing of this song at every nationally televised baseball game I am thoroughly OK with it.

I have 6, 4, and recently-turned 2-year old sons. Whenever I casually mention to someone that I'm excited that we're finally seeing the end of the baby stage, they ALWAYS say some shit to the effect of: "You're going to miss those days!" Or, "I wish my kids were babies again!".