"We tried that oneThis is our excuse. - USA

Except, they aren’t pulling from just Wales. They’ve gone out and found every Englishman with a Welsh gran or gramp that would qualify them for the team. I mean some of these guys wouldn’t be able to point to where Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is on the map.

On the plus side, no celebrities have had to die for his goals yet.

There are certainly bigger and better teams in Euro 2016 than Wales, a tiny country of just over 3 million people whose national team is making its first appearance in a major tournament since the 1958 World Cup.

I think I’m sophisticated ‘cause I’m living my life
Like a good ole Welsh human
But all around me Ronaldo’s stealing goals and
He’s walking round like God man
So I’m no better than the wingers
On the benches of Madrid
Cause compared to the Zidanes and the Benzemas and the Kroos
I am an apeman.

Yeah, I’m not going to be so quick to write off a 73 win team that very well may have won the Finals in 5 if Draymond Green didn’t have some weird predilection for the dick punch, and lost a Game 7 that could have gone either way, as having been “figured out.” Westbrook and Durant gave them trouble because that is…

GS went 73-9 in the regular season and 15-10 in the playoffs. Pretty remarkable.

Better than what? Because I know you aren’t going to say better than an actual burrito. In fact, there is no such thing as a burrito bowl outside of a nightmarish marketing department meeting. You are referring to a bean salad. Now, say to yourself, “bean salads are better than burritos!!” Do you still believe it?

The Cardinals plan to follow Jesus’s example and stop at 33.

I’m sorry, did this guy just say salads are better than burritos? Why don’t you box up the other half of that gentrified excuse for Mexican food and put it in your purse to go? Don’t want to get the frijolebloats before squeezing into that bridesmaid dress.

It’s not a burrito without the tortilla — you’re just eating a bowl of shit.

burrito bowls are for pussies who “don’t need all those carbs”

People like you are the reason they are doing this.

I bet this dude came up with the idea to post that picture somewhere around loss 15 and as it got closer to loss 32, he found himself almost wishing the cardinals would hurry up and lose more so he could post such awesome ownage. Congrats awesome Cardinal dude

I think what’s really sad here is that you went with the years you guys won the pennant, which no one actually gives a shit about.

Careful now or you’re going to attract Yankee fans to show you what out of touch assholes really look like.

Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

Here’s another interesting fact for you: In 2016, all of that is completely fucking irrelevant!

This is false to the best of my knowledge. Free Agency was almost certainly around before the tag. Maybe the rule existed before it was used but I’m pretty sure it was at least re negotiated since then. It is my understanding that all franchise tags are the same with regard to exclusivity. You are most likely…

Actually, a year older depends on whether you spent the year playing football. It’s really the best sport to sit out, you won’t see Kobes in the NFL anymore and since most guys now retire before the end of their prime anyway it might not matter. If he was gonna retire at 30 anyway, he could just play to 31. I hope he…