Meghan is better looking than Harry. She also brings more to the relationship.

I’m not really familiar with the royal family rules concerning marriage, but if you must have the Queen’s permission, you gotta ask Beyonce, I guess.

She’s the more attractive of the pair.

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

I have one kiddo and, though I love him, that sometimes seems like too much.

Please get rid of the hat.

I don’t want to do those things all the time

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

Or when you write something you’ve already done that day and check it off.

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Yeah. As amusing as we can all find it, I think there’s something deeply unethical about posting it. I could see somebody making the argument that it borders on cyberbullying.

Hey, girl who is probably mortified at seeing her bucket list splashed on the Internet for public critique. I just want you to know I admire you for knowing what you want and working on getting it. I had many a September roll around before I realized what I wanted to do that summer and you’re awesome for not doing…

Well fortunately most brides tend to be relaxed and easygoing when it comes to their wedding dresses.

The trailer clearly features a cover.

It means that reichwingers have no idea what a “witch hunt” actually is! Sad.

Someone trademark it so he has to pay every time he uses it.

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