It’s wasteful to you, so please do not plan your own wedding accordingly. If a couple wants to have an extravagant wedding and has the means to pay for it, I don’t see why how much they spent on it or how they celebrate it matters anyone beyond themselves.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

As a convicted felon who waited since 1984 to finally vote, WOOHOO!

Doy, she's not the Duchess of Susabstinence.

Y’all...I can’t stop looking at the different skin colors of her hand vs her face.

Implant. Transplant suggest replacement. Cannot replace that which never was.

Shut the fuck up, Chuck Grassley.

Marcia Gay Harden’s? I know. Same.

At least he’s living up to his name.

That’s Kanavaugh for you, getting in whether or not we want him to.

Meghan looked exactly how she wanted to look so anyone who wants to criticize that can fuck off. Why do we even need to bother with, “well, it’s not my style, but...”and act like we’re not judging her appearance. You know how she looked? Happy. That’s all that should matter.

I guess this is bringing back transvaginal ultrasounds? As far as I know, they are the only way to get a heartbeat at this stage.

This is really condescending and oversimplified and completely unhelpful. I’m a producer in Los Angeles with insurance and my out of pocket for my twins was still almost ten thousand dollars. Maybe that’s not a lot of money to you but I sure did everything by the books and it’s a lot of money to me to be expected to…

Yes, because god is so fucking vindictive that if you don’t pray in school he’s going to allow a gunman to shoot your kid dead. Yeah, that’s the kind of god we should all worship. Sure.

How to solve the gun problem:

Woah. It didn’t even occur to me (white privilege, ugh, goddammit). It was a terrible reference from The League. Thanks for pointing this out to my ignorant ass, the phrase has been deleted from my vocabulary from now forward. I am so embarrassed that it never even occurred to me how racist that was. Again, ignorant…

Shut up, Frank.

adding, “I have daughters.”

She’s so giraffe-like I’m surprised one of her brothers hasn’t tried to hunt her.

No fries and a giant Diet Coke is how he stays so slim!