Textbook case of “when you don’t have one, be one”.

I am a mother of two. I love them dearly with the entire depths of my being but as such I would never ever want them to live a life hooked to a machine as the only way to sustain a meager existence. I would like these parents to be able to bring Charlie home as they promised him and let him pass in peace.

I’m glad that 45 can express so much sympathy for the future of a baby. Receipts:

A million to one that Trump (appears) to give a damn because they are white and photogenic. I’d love to see his reaction if the couple were brown or undocumented or refugees. Yeah, there’d probably be crickets. And also fuck him for ALL OF THIS considering his shitty healthcare bill will doom thousands of people to…

Yeah, but her real name is Tiffany Cobb.

Ivanka Trump is A.

You forgot....just existing.

We execute people for:

Have I listened to nothing but Taylor Swift on Spotify for the last week? Maybe...(Definitely)

They definitely say “sofa” or “divan” over “couch”.

La ragrets trumped?

So remember how ‘urban’ has been a dog whistle for ‘black’ for a really long time. And remember how people told us to take Trump seriously but not literally?

With his love of KFC, it won’t be long before Colonel Sanders takes charge of the army.

“the book?”

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

full stop, topic is now closed.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Side note:

My wish for Sean Spicer is that his job continues to be a source of frustration, humiliation, and shame for him.

I look forward to his next presentation at approximately 11:30pm EST on Saturday night.