He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

I have one kiddo and, though I love him, that sometimes seems like too much.

Please get rid of the hat.

I don’t want to do those things all the time

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

Or when you write something you’ve already done that day and check it off.

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Yeah. As amusing as we can all find it, I think there’s something deeply unethical about posting it. I could see somebody making the argument that it borders on cyberbullying.

Hey, girl who is probably mortified at seeing her bucket list splashed on the Internet for public critique. I just want you to know I admire you for knowing what you want and working on getting it. I had many a September roll around before I realized what I wanted to do that summer and you’re awesome for not doing…

Well fortunately most brides tend to be relaxed and easygoing when it comes to their wedding dresses.

It means that reichwingers have no idea what a “witch hunt” actually is! Sad.

Someone trademark it so he has to pay every time he uses it.

Ew, no.

You know who should have a role, though? And more than a cameo? And whose obligations to her soon-to-be-ending show are freed up, or soon to be, though?

Tatiana Maslany. Tatiana needs to be on this show. Also, she’s socially progressive and doesn’t make shit like “Hotline Bling”.

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Textbook case of “when you don’t have one, be one”.

I am a mother of two. I love them dearly with the entire depths of my being but as such I would never ever want them to live a life hooked to a machine as the only way to sustain a meager existence. I would like these parents to be able to bring Charlie home as they promised him and let him pass in peace.

I’m glad that 45 can express so much sympathy for the future of a baby. Receipts:

A million to one that Trump (appears) to give a damn because they are white and photogenic. I’d love to see his reaction if the couple were brown or undocumented or refugees. Yeah, there’d probably be crickets. And also fuck him for ALL OF THIS considering his shitty healthcare bill will doom thousands of people to…

Yeah, but her real name is Tiffany Cobb.