His voters can’t read, hence why a book with no words is a best seller.

He forgot to put his hand on his heart because he does not have one.

Does Melania Trump have to sign in to the visitor’s log?

Only thing wrong with me is throwing far too-subtle shade for you burners to catch.

Well, at least Southwest *tried* to act like they care about the customers. UA just don’t give a shit at all.

This is absolutely no comment on how I feel about how United handled that girl but Holy False Equivalency, Batman.

I haaaate stories (snapchat/instagram/facebook/does microsoft excel have stories yet) because I never have the sound up on my phone . It’s much easier to read things during boring meetings than listen

the air conditioning

Joanna, you didn’t include the most relevant tweet

I hate her so much. Sometimes, I fantasize that I go to one of her “working women” events and I get the mic to ask her a question so I can just call her a fake-ass cunt to her face.

Kellyanne could spin this. “It was a joke invoice. It had not a real invoice stamped on it like Publishers Clearing House check.”

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered

As CNN points out, Trump seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how NATO works

If you want to live in a better world, try not supporting tabloid journalism.

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

Seconded. The biological clock is very real for some women and it’s worth acknowledging. I hit 30 and suddenly very much wanted a baby, even though I hadn’t really wanted one before. That came with it a whole host of issues surrounding career decisions, healthcare choices, relationship questions, financial decisions.…

This. If you want to use your body to make babby, it makes sense that you would stress out about the lady body’s well-documented tendency to stop making babby with age. Snarking on those people who worry about that in the name of feminism is bonkers.

I don’t get the snark regarding Amanda Seyfried’s eggs. If that’s how she feels, that’s how she feels. I think there’s this narrative surrounding modern women according to which all thoughts and conversations about biological clocks and “baby fever” must be suppressed, lest you turn your feminist card over. But some…

How has Josh Duggar not been scooped up by the Trump administration yet?