It’s not fucking illegal for her to release your leaked taxes, you jacknut.

Last week, I saw the Eric Whitacre Singers in concert. One of the pieces they performed was a work that Whitacre is actually still working on, based on a poem written by his best buddy and long-time collaborator Anthony Silvestri. Silvestri lost his wife to ovarian cancer 11 years ago, and is just now beginning to be…

“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Note to all: YesYesThisAgain is our resident “but ACTUALLY” MRA type. Do not engage.

Sounds more like crazy lady babble than a SoulCycle thing, but I’m sorry you went through that :(

Unlikely that “cool down music” would be so loud that a screaming woman could not be heard for several minutes. If it was; everyone in that room would be deaf by the time they emerged from it.

Our racist uncle who posts conspiracy theories to Facebook is our president.

“Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

Meghan Markle is going to join Kate Middleton in the “All my bitches be rich as fuck” Club

I too tell people how much I make if they ask or if I think it will help them. I have a few friends that I talk salary with in detail and we keep each other posted on anything and everything we find out about salary. For example, one of my friends sent me an email last week with starting salary ranges for three…

I make sure to talk to entry-level people about how much a raise should be percentage-wise if you’re meeting your performance requirements, what they should negotiate for if they get another job offer and to not be afraid to flat-out ask what people at their same level/experience are making. If you work somewhere and…

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

This. Like, 25 was a prefectly cromulent and serviceable album, but Lemonade was on an entirely different planet of artistry.

I will not stand for this disrespect of Old Bay.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

Can we have Al Franken as her running mate?

Instead of wasting 100 sheets of paper, just print a few, put them in a loop and then his fax never stops.

I’ll be summering in Kennebuckgary this year.

they are in the process of being systematically destroyed, by executive order, senate confirmation and tweets in the middle of the night.