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donald trump paying someone for work?

Um actually fuckwad, you can get pregnant without P-I-V sex.

Vows of abstinence break far more often than condoms.

Well, there was that one time about 2017 years ago that abstinence didn’t work out...

It didn’t even work for them. They’re both amazing in a sad, sad way.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Yet if you did the same thing to an adult, it would be assault.

“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

I wish NBC would take a stand and air the Trump influenced Law and Order SVU in that same time slot

I hate this normalization crap. I hate hate hate hate hate it. ENOUGH. Why the FUCK is there even a special like this about this gross person and his family? His family which ISN’T EVEN GOING TO LIVE IN WASHINGTON.

I loved that show. She was absolutely hilarious. Ive been in love with her ever since

At this point, I wish this too. I genuinely think that Pence would be better, because I don’t think that Pence would get into a nuclear war over a few insults.

The problem is that “impeached” by the House isn’t necessarily the same thing as “removed from office” by the Senate.

I believe at this point, it’s appropriate to call him the PEEOTUS

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

fave joke thus far:

I’m taking it with a grain of salt, even if these rumors were spinning for months, BUT at the very least it requires an independent special investigation.

“Wikileaks” indeed.